I think a camel-back escape is appropriate.
The media's obsession with her skin color points to their cluelesssness (or complicity). It's not about her race, clowns, it's about her religious ideology.
"White Widow Lewthwaite fomenting jihad in Somalia on back of a camel," By Chris Kilpatrick, Belfast Telegraph, December 27, 2013
'The world's most wanted female terror suspect – who spent part of her childhood in Northern Ireland – has been spotted fleeing by camel to an al-Qaida training camp.
Samantha Lewthwaite, better known as the White Widow, is understood to be holed up in the Somali camp, where she is being protected by 800 al-Qaida allies.
It is believed Lewthwaite, who is the widow of one of the July 7 London bombers, has undergone plastic surgery, lost two stone in weight and changed her hair colour to avoid being recognised.
Lewthwaite is said to be a leader of Islamic terror group al-Shabaab, which carried out a massacre at a Kenyan shopping centre in September.
The al-Qaida-affiliated group killed 67 people in the massacre.
It is understood that afterwards she was transported over the Kenyan border to war-torn Somalia, where she has been spotted four times in recent weeks.
The most recent sighting came a fortnight ago when she was seen riding a camel into a snake-infested forest in Somalia.
Colonel Yasin Hiro of the Somali National Army told The Mirror: "She has been moving by camel. We think she is in the camps. We hope the snakes and scorpions like her."
The 29-year-old mother-of-four converted to Islam in her teens. She is subject of an international arrest warrant, issued by Interpol.
East Kenya police commander Aggrey Adoli said: "We believe she is involved in the recruitment of jihadists and propagation of al-Shabaab and al-Qaida activities in the country with other like-minded individuals. Once we apprehend Samantha Lewthwaite she'll have a lot of questions to answer."
He added: "She is without a doubt an incredible threat to national and international security. We are working round-the-clock to bring her in to stop her causing more carnage."
Earlier this month extracts from Lewthwaite's diary were made public. They contained a guide on how to be the perfect wife.
The diary was found in a police raid in December 2011 at a villa in Mombasa where she was living.
She eluded the authorities and has been on the run since. Extracts from the diary included a shopping list featuring Weetabix, nappies and two goats.