Something on the order of the man who mistook his wife for a hat? No. That's insanity. This is Islam. It's been called many things, but never the religion of knowledge or wisdom, not even for shiz and gigs.
Mass hate does strange things to a village, a country, a continent, a people.
Is this story so strange when you factor in that Mein Kampf is a longtime number one bestseller in Turkey?
Terror experts called in after Turkish villagers mistake bird for Israeli spy
Finding a dead animal is never a pleasant experience for anyone. But when the locals in one south-eastern Turkish village found a dead migratory bird, it created quite a stir.
Incredibly, the villagers mistook the common European bee-eater for an Israeli spy.
Bizarre: Villagers in Turkey mistook a dead common European bee-eater for an Israeli spy. This is a file picture of the colourful bird
The dead bird was then taken to government experts who declared that it was safe.
At one stage, a counter-terroism unit was involved in the investigation.
The corpse was examined by the regional office of the Turkish agriculture ministry.
Officials then attempted to assure the residents of the village - near the city of Gaziantep - that nothing was untoward.
The villagers were told that it was common for migratory birds to be fitted with a ring so its movements can be tracked.
But it apparently took a while before officials at the ministry could convince the local police that the tiny bird was not a threat to Turkey's security.
Alleged Israeli plots are among the most widely believed conspiracy theories in Turkey.