TOTUS: Teleprompter Martyrs itself

In the interest of the advancement of Obama's agenda, the teleprompter of the United States martyred itself today, but it was not a success. No kafirs or infidels were hurt in the suicide attack. Funny how Obama couldn't turn his head from side to side after that.

Yesterday, during an afternoon speech on urban policy, tragedy struck again: Obama’s teleprompter fell loudly to the ground, shattering into several pieces. (Evidence in photo above, and video below.)

“Oh my goodness,” Obama said, clearly a veteran of teleprompter calamity. “Sorry about that, guys.” (more here)

UPDATE, BREAKING NEWS:
From Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog: “I’m Okay”

Comments

[NoHammerNoSickl]

Hopefully that billionaire Hungarian Nazi sympathizer that financed Obama's campaign can afford another teleprompter to feed him all of his socialist speeches.

[En français]

Maybe that's the beginning of Devine Intervention.That's what it's going to take. Maybe next time, a lightening bolt. The house of cards are going to crumble. Hey, the very one he put into S of S office is beginning to realize exactly what happened. He hates her. He hates Joe Biden. Hillary said he couldn't answer the a.m. call. Joe Biden said he wasn't qualified. The powers that control Obama thought it a great way to humilate Clinton and Biden and shut them up at the same time, appointed them. Why, he'd appoint Sarah if she would accept. Hillary is only a ghost in the office where Condi Rice was always on the scene and active. Not Hillary.She has Susan powers and other watch dogs. She is muzzled,silenced. So is Biden when it comes to anything viable.
How long will Hillary be the silenced idiot? I think not for very much longer. One crack in the turtle shell and OBama is going to start melting.

[ob3]

I thought I heard a faint "ALLA AKUBAR.ULULULUULULULU...." just before ~~~

[kaps]

a weak, pathetic putz.

what an embarrassment this schmuck is.

[truthbetold11]

A staged event of course they always are!