DEMOCROOK RANGEL TO AMERICA, "MIND YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!"

Mattera rules! He best represents the future of the great American leadership, I tell you. Jason Mattera, who has exposed that fat bastard Jack Murtha, John Kerry, William “Cold Cash” Jefferson in truth ambushes, catches criminal non-parallel Charles Rangel in an uncharacteristically candid moment. (hat tip S)

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[pythagoras]

I just had an idea for a brand new rock and roll band. How does "Barry and the Tax Cheats" sound?

Their first hit might go something like "Hey, Rangelboy...IT IS AMERICA'S GODD*MN BUSINESS!" Another one might be " You're NOT Eligible." Yet another: "Hey, Have Some Water, Barry!" or maybe, "Parting the Red Sea (of Ink)"

They could smash some records on Capitol hill-- I am sure of it.

[Doda McCheesle]

Hey, Pyhagoras-- how about a triplet with the Charlie Rangel Band and the Rev. Wright Choir-- "God-Damn America!"

[Doda McCheesle]

I love the way big stuff steps into Jason's face there, like he's either gonna pound Jason, or Jason's gonna be intimidated and run off...

[tazzerman2000]

It would be SO funny if it weren't for real. While I did laugh a bit, I also wanted to cry, realizing that THIS person (Rangel) has come to exemplify our government 'servants'. The smile on this assholes face says it all.

[IndieJones]

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Richard]

@Indie

That was pretty good. Made me think of Max Planck.

[pythagoras]

memo to Doda McCheesle:

Like wow, man, that suggestion (for a 'God Damn America' trio)of yours is for squares!

LOL,

Barry and the Tax Cheats

[Robert]

I love it, I love it, I love it! Keep it up Mr. Mattera!