That's it! I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT!

Cause Atlas is always looking out for you Thanks to .Slim guy

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. 

Watch for these consolidations later this year:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:  MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally, ...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:  TittyTittyBangBang.

Comments

[kobi]

i thought you spelled it damocrap

[kobi]

the atlas humor strikes again! booyaa

[Timur]

If you can't trust the opinions of Hollywood celebrities like Sean Penn, Madonna, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand and Oprah, who can you trust???

[neverforget]

You CANNOT vote for a Democrat, I just made you my home page last week.

[USB_Interface]

I was banned from LGF due to hysterical idiots. Charles Johnson basically runs a hate club over there.

[Anonymous Infidel]

It is funny, don't get me wrong.
Its funny because its true! Explain to me, even after all the unsavory things that come out about Obama, what's his appeal?

[terry]

Love it when u talk like that...