An Archbishop of Canterbury Tale

Iowahawk outdoes himself, yet again. (hat tip Larwyn)

Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte

26  "Father, we do not like howe thynges are goin'.

27  You know we are as Lefte as thee,

28  But of layte have beyn chaunced to see

29  From Edinburgh to London-towne

30  The Musslemans in burnoose gowne

31  Who beat theyr ownselfs with theyr knyves

32  Than goon home and beat theyr wyves

33  And slaye theyr daughtyrs in honour killlynge

34  Howe do we stoppe the bloode fromme spillynge?"

35  The Bishop sipped upon hys tea

36  And sayed, "an open mind must we

37  Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man

38  Has hys own laws for hys own clan

 

39  So question not hys Muslim reason

40  And presaerve ye well social cohesion."

41  Sayth the libertine, "'tis well and goode

42  But sharia goes now where nae it should;

43  I liketh bigge buttes and I cannot lye,

44  You othere faelows can't denye,

45  But the council closed my wenching pub,

46  To please the Imams, aye thaere's the rub."

47  Sayeth the Bishop, strokynge his chin,

48  "To the Mosque-man, sexe is sinne

49  So as to staye in his goode-graces

50  Cover well thy wenches' faces

51  And abstain ye Chavs from ribaldry

52  Welcome him to our communitie."

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Comments

[lilredbird]

Gawd, I love Iowahawk. One of the faint silver linings in catastrophes such as this is the inspiring level of satirical talent that emerges.

RRA