IRAN: MAD MULLAHS ARREST CHIP'N'DALE FOR ESPIONAGE

File this under, "you can't make this stuff up." The muslim madmen, with their itchy fingers on the trigger of a nuke, have busted up a spy ring of ..........aquirrels. Nuts, indeed.

Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying Israel News hat tip Haruv
Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege rodents were carrying advanced Western spy gear.

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.

ROTFLMFAO

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

nosepray!

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. "I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject," he said. He refused to give further details. Recently, Iran has increased its efforts in combating espionage by the West. The use of rodents has not been documented in the past.

I bet they were Jewish squirrels! Check their nuts!

Comments

[Timur]

To paraphrase Groucho Marx (another great Jew. Why don't the Moslems have any comedians? Could it be because they don't have a sense of humor?) Iranian Intelligence is an oxymoron. And if you're checking their nuts you're too low! You need to check their bolts!

[Pamela Geller]

keyboard spray!

[Jerry Reed]

Did Groucho really say that about the Muzzies? If he were alive today and said something like that, CAIR would have him in court for the rest of his life.
Anywho, this highlights perfectly how collectively messed in the head the Iranians are, and how ludicrously paranoid the 'Jews are resposible for all our multitude of problems' crowd are, which covers most of the 'Muslim World' and has a lot of sdherents in the West too. Squirrels? Spying Zionist (a somewhat sanitised word for Jew) squirrels? If I didn't know any better, I'd've thought you were joking. But no, this is Iran - they really are that crazy.

[tazzerman2000]

OMG... That's now the third freakin keyboard I've ruined, I've GOT to stop drinking my morning coffee while blogging here. This is getting expensive...

You know, the funniest thing is that I think this is story is 100% true.... You just can NOT make shit like this up...

[Jess]

Darn, they're on to our nefarious plot!

OK, time for plan B. Send in the hamsters!

- Jess

[amynorw]

I wonder if the Iranians will release a video showing these 14 squirrels converting to Islam. My money is on the squirrels refusing and getting their little head cut off. They are tough little nuts!!Someone call PETA I am outrged.

[OrangeEnt]

Just goes to show you how inept the Iranians are. They got the squirrel, but they missed the moose!

[Haruv93]

amynorw : "I wonder if the Iranians will release a video showing these 14 squirrels converting to Islam. My money is on the squirrels refusing and getting their little head cut off."

ROTFLMHO!

Check out the pic of a jet skiing squirrel "agent" at the Y-net news link!

[timjansing]

Presumably Morroco Mole & Atom Ant made it through.

I've heard that Wonder Woman is heading up a rescue team in her transparent jet. Go get 'em!

[Thomas Carney]

timjansing: Could you imagine how crazy those goat-shaggin' Muzzies would go IF THEY SAW WONDER WOMAN!!!

They'd be sayin': "Shit!!! Our women don't look like that!!!!"