A 3rd Wife? OFF WITH YOUR NOSE!

Love this story. In a word? Toosh.

Two Muslim wives rip husband's nose off Right Truth via Myrtus hat tip Yidw/lid

A Saudi man lost part of his nose in a heated argument with his two wives because he threatened to marry a third woman, Shams newspaper reported on Tuesday.

YAY! I would have ripped a different appendage off but hey that's just me.

Judaie bin Salim jokingly told his wives that he would marry again if they were unable to resolve their differences over how to divide their new house, the paper said.

Salim repeated the threat because of how ill-mannered his wives had acted.

This proved a provocation too far for the women, who then attacked him and left him with a part of his nose missing, a broken cartilage and needing seven stitches.

"I never thought my wives would respond to such a degree," Judai told the daily, adding the only way to restore his dignity would be to go ahead and take a third wife.

Comments

[clyde]

Hey, once the idiot marries a third wife, then he'll only be 69 away from paradise on earth, Muslim-style. Since Muslim wives are required to be virgins at the time of their marriage, he won't have to wait to die to experience heaven on earth. Or his version of it. I hope ALL his wives max the hell out of his Baghdad Visa card.

[EJO]

Dear Pamela;
Why don't you, and I get married? I promise to only beat you once a week. And I'll never tease you about taking on a third wife.
My first wife doesn't know about this yet, so lets just keep this our little secret. Okey Poopsie?
Your knight in shining armor;
EJO

[Yidwithlid]

SEE who says there aren't nice stories out there

[airmanjacobson.com]

@EJO, nice profile in courage:

http://profile.typekey.com/ma04750/

If you want to be a disgusting pig, do it in an email. Your post wasn't funny.

David

[Thomas Carney]

Well, Mr bin Salim is lucky one of his wives wasn't named LORENA GALLO BOBBITT before he married her.