2008 Democratic Convention Agenda

This made me laugh (here, that man rocks my world. He's funny, down and dirty and he can write).............This is funny too  and desperate (bought and paid for by Soros.)

So I thought I might lightening things up and run the following -- Thanks BovShow

Just Released - Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda

6:00 p.m.  - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m.  - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m.  - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m.  - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m.  - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m.  - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m.  - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m.  - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:30.p.m.  - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m.  - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m.  - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m.  - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m.  - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m.  - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m.  - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).   Followed by a presentation by the polygamists in Utah

11:15 p.m.  - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m.  - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m.  - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home?

Comments

[DoctorDentons]

Hilarious !!! Wish I could write like that.

[Victoria T.]

Laughing out Loud!! Totally! :O), Victoria

[Thomas Carney]

I believe the schedule is about two toasts short. Ted Kennedy is supposed to give SIX toasts, not four. He'll also be driving the shuttle van for those who have to park far away.