FEMA for KIDZ Rap

Irwin found this retarded FEMA rap thang. You can't make this shit up;

Once it was "Duck and Cover" -- a campaign which taught schoolchildren that
by hiding under their desks they could avoid being vaporized by an atomic
blast. Now it's ...this

As if kids have any inkling what "And mitigation is important to our agency means. Hell, *I* don't even know what it means.

Give a fucking bureaucrat a budget and watch him or her find useless ways to spend it -- especially with idiotic attempts to buy "street cred."

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[turn]

My heart swells to bursting
Over this FEMA Kidz rap
Just so hard to believe
This bureaucrat crap

Our bomb drills were conducted to direct us to the school halls. I think the rationale was to get us away from shattering windows. We really were put in a position to kiss our asses goodby.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mitigation

I yearn for mitigation from asshole bureaucrats.

[Richard Davis]

file under - stupidest advice ever given.