"Office Maintenance on Monday"

A confidante received this email from a vendor:

From:     FXXXX AXXXXX 
Sent:    Friday, April 28, 2006 9:01 AM
To:    All OXX Employees
Subject:    Office Maintenance on Monday

We have notified by our Office Maintenance service that we will not have office cleanup service on Monday due to a one-day strike action on the part of some of their workers. 
Things should be back to normal on Tuesday.
Your patience and cooperation is appreciated.   

This is bullshit.........I would write back, "we had no idea you were employing illegal aliens (paying black market wages while charging your customers market rates). I will be notifying immigration of your illegal activity"

Tyson's Food plants are officially closing on Monday.   They say it is to support the boycott called by our illegal workers-or could it be there aren't enough legal workers on the premises to keep the place operating?

Mark A sends this on. Let's be straight on everything here.

    May 1 is the planned "Day without an Immigrant" boycott by illegal   immigrants here in the United States. They plan on boycotting work,   thus showing how many menial jobs they provide cheap labor for. They   plan on boycotting our stores, thus showing how much money they   provide for the economy.

  I am fine with this tactic.  I have one suggestion:  Please also   boycott our hospitals, schools, jails, and highways.

  Let us see what our health care system would be like without an   overcrowded emergency room full of illegal immigrants using it as a   free clinic to treat nonemergency ailments.   Let us see what it would be like to have people who the hospital   actually expects to pay for treatment.  I wonder if the costs for   health insurance would drop.

  Let us see what it would be like to reduce the size of our   classrooms.

  Let us see what it would be like to have to spend taxpayer dollars to   teach in English only.

  Let us see if our schools test score averages increase.

  Let us see what it would be like to not be victimized by an illegal   immigrant and then have to pay for the incarceration of that illegal   immigrant. The Los Angeles County jail system would be alleviated of   thousands of inmates. Those incarcerated might actually serve 100% of   their sentences rather than the 10% that they have been serving.

  Let us see what our highways would be like. Let us see if traffic is   reduced without their presence.

  Let us see if the number of unlicensed, uninsured, unqualified   motorists drops and the number of traffic collisions also drops   proportionally. Maybe our car insurance rates would see a decrease as   a result.

  Maybe the May 1st "Day Without an Immigrant" boycott should be   encouraged so the rest of the citizens can fully appreciate what   benefits and burdens illegal immigration creates.