Atlas' Essential Oils: FFFFashion Carnivale'

While this may seem off the beaten warpath, fah-shion is indeed a critical component to my DNA. I came across this Carnivale at the quintessential fashion blogguer extraordinaire, Manolo's Shoe blog, and decided to participate;

The Manolo says, the next Carnivale of the Couture it is being held at the blog of the Papier Doll.

You’ve been given the opportunity to produce a runway show for any designer of your choosing. Which designer would it be, what location would you hold the show, who would be on your guest list of front row celebrities, and what music would you play as the models strutted down the runway? You have unlimited budget and resources, and complete creative freedom.

Alrighty then, here it is

The Designer is........................Valentino, because quite simply, he is the best. There is no one that designs for zee body like him or as beautifully. For my show, his inspiration is FALLACI!

So it would be the sexy art of Valentino. The theme -- sexy,  mixed with strong,  shredded, freedom inspired fashion. WILD, STRONG ....unforgettable.... think Sophia Loren, Two Women.

I would hold the show in CBGB's with all the bands that made it tres fabuloso back in the day. Playing live while the women strut their stuff would be, whatever Ramones are still alive--- kkkkkkick it,  Blondie with or without her bandmates but Chris Stein must be there, Romeo Void - Never say Never!, Madness, The English Beat, The Smiths with Morrissey, Crammmmmps,and Elvis Costello doing the finale.

Everyone would be packed into that grungy club. Throbbing, sweating, dancing ..............

Front Row celebrities would be Simon Deng, Wafa Sultan, Coulter in a mini skirt, Malkin, Phyllis Chesler, jurors from the Moussaoui trial, and any military wives or hubs that want to come.

Madeline Albright working the Danish expresso machine.  Sweets served by John Sexton -  Roses from the Prophet Muhammad, all flavuhs

Press covering the event would be invitation only Jylland Posten, New York Sun,The New Individualist, Richard Johnson, Pajama Media, Zombie, James Taranto and the beseiged Western Standard(all proceeds going to their legal defense fund.)

Jeremiah writes my poetry.

Security/Bouncer  detail: Rep.Cynthia McKinney and Naomi Campbell

Some of my beloved shoes;

 

The show closes with this guyDownload terroristen.wmv 

Comments

[Jeremiah]

lol! Pam Atlast in one of these pair, withb a high-powered handgun, and federal authority to pop him right between the eyes -- that's how I want that Zack of Shit to be executed.

[Fausta]

Madeline Albright working the Danish expresso machine
You are sooo bad!

[Fausta]

Madeline Albright working the Danish expresso machine
You are sooo bad!

[Jack]

All work and no fun. I want to attend ... I'll bring Johnny with me!

Life is Hard

[gringoman]

As a goodwill gesture to Nueva York progressives, Castro sends a box of Havana puros. The first black President offers to work the room, giving them out.

[MarcH]

"Madeline Albright working the Danish expresso machine"

Will she also work coat and hat check? I can see it now, Fifi Albright, the French-Slovak coat-check girl. I

[lowandslow]

Don't get me started on fashion.